Tag Archive: Poor

Holmes & Watson (2018)

Holmes & Watson (2018) They don’t have a clue. All my ‘holmies’ know that I generally like Will Ferrell comedies — just look at my positive write-ups for his critically panned The House… Continue reading

Robin Hood (2018)

Robin Hood (2018) The Legend You Know. The Story You Don’t. Whoever thought it was a good idea to give the timeless tale of outlaw Robin Hood a modern makeover is an absolute… Continue reading

The Happytime Murders (2018)

The Happytime Murders (2018) No Sesame. All Street. Well, we knew this one was plush before it even hit the screen, right? The Happytime Murders has been in development for a long, long… Continue reading

Slender Man (2018)

Slender Man (2018) Four teen besties living in a sleepy Massachusetts town, whose names you’ll quickly forget — Wren (Joey King), Hallie (Julia Goldani Telles), Chloe (Jaz Sinclair) and Katie (Annalise Basso) —… Continue reading

Submergence (2017)

Submergence (2017) Love Has No Limits German filmmaker Wim Wenders has had a helluva run, the auteur responsible for a string of existential hits that spanned from the mid 1970s to the ’90s,… Continue reading

Winchester (2018)

Winchester (2018) Terror is Building The best way to describe Winchester, The Spierig Brothers’ latest supernatural spook story, is hugely disappointing, the movie anything but a funhouse of scares. Loosely inspired by true… Continue reading

Rough Night (2017)

Rough Night (2017) Great friends. Terrible choices. ‘Great friends. Terrible choices. No consequences.’ This should be the tagline for the intolerably tasteless Rough Night, a girl’s night out romp which sees a bunch… Continue reading

Table 19 (2017)

Table 19 (2017) Don’t Fit In? Take A Number. Who doesn’t love a good ol’ fashion wedding? For one, these joyous occasions give us a chance to whip out our formal wear, which… Continue reading

Fist Fight (2017)

Fist Fight (2017) After school. Parking lot. It’s on. Fist Fight isn’t subversive, clever or even remotely original, the whole thing just a crude, mean-spirited pro-bullying advertisement, one that paints brutality and violence… Continue reading

Fifty Shades Darker (2017)

Fifty Shades Darker (2017) Slip into something a shade darker Who’d a thunk it? Hollywood actually turned British author E. L. James’ erotic novel, Fifty Shades of Grey, into a competent film, one… Continue reading