The Secret Life of Pets (2016) Ever wonder what your pets do when you’re not home? To put it out there, I (for one) am simply not a fan of those annoying yellow… Continue reading
Snowden (2016) One nation under surveillance for liberty and justice for all. It’s official. Snowden marks the second time that Joseph Gordon-Levitt has headlined a movie adaptation of a superior documentary, the first… Continue reading
Bridget Jones’s Baby (2016) We’re going to need bigger pants Back in 2001 author Helen Fielding’s calorie-counting, love-starved, mishap-prone British singleton, Bridget Jones, was welcomed onto the silver screen, Bridget Jones’s Diary receiving… Continue reading
Blair Witch (2016) There’s something evil hiding in the woods. College student James Donahue (James Allen McCune) receives a YouTube video link to mysterious found-footage of what appears to show his long-lost sister… Continue reading
Gonna be the Twin-Tail!! (2014) These pigtails pack a punch! Tail on! My initial thought upon finishing Gonna be the Twin-Tail!! was, ‘What! No obligatory beach/ swimsuit episode?’ — and I say this… Continue reading
Spin Out (2016) Let Love Take You For A Ride. According to directors Tim Ferguson and Marc Gracie, Take Away (2003), rural Australia is all about driving a Ute, gulping down beer and… Continue reading
Pete’s Dragon (2016) Some Secrets Are Too Big To Keep. A remake simply by name, Pete’s Dragon sees Walt Disney Studios reimagine their somewhat icky 1977 musical-live-action-animation hybrid, this latest rendering coming across… Continue reading
Sully (2016) The untold story behind ‘The Miracle on the Hudson’ On an overcast morning, seasoned pilot Captain Chesley ‘Sully’ Sullenberger (Tom Hanks) and co-pilot Jeff Skiles (Aaron Eckhart) begin flying out their… Continue reading
Yoga Hosers (2016) Do your ‘wurst… The second chapter in writer-director-podcaster Kevin Smith’s bizarre True North trilogy (films set in Canada for no reason other than the fact that Smith probably finds the… Continue reading
The Vatican Tapes (2015) For 2,000 years the Vatican has recorded evidence of evil. May God have mercy on our souls. To be quite blunt, the last thing the world needed was another… Continue reading
